Check this out:

Damn, that's sexy!
None of these guys could dissuade me from buying it, but I want to know if I'd lose the capabilities of my double-drive, vintage 2000 Compaq Presario if I were to replace it with this thing. I don't care about fancy audio or games, I just web-surf and blog. And scan and print.
I'd do the whole Blue Tooth thing and get rid of all those damn wires right away.