I'll have a Monster Thick Burger.
[I'm tired of looking through scads of dirty pics to find one fit to post. I got my own po... uh... nu... (Majel Barrett voice, "Searching")... model right here. So yer gettin' the burger pic instead. Got a problem with that?]
Thanks to GrandPa John's Lance and Daniel Drezner. Plenty written on this at those places.
*Center for Science in the Public Interest, who'd look good on a rail, tarred and feathered.
BTW, if anybody comes here from Ayn Clouter's or The American Street, there's a pretty good bit of conservative satire on this topic by Steve at GJ's.
Update: for the latter group, make sure you celebrate Hold Your Breath and Turn Blue Day!