Fat Tuesday comes to an end, boys and girls.

Mardi Gras leads into Ash Wednesday.

Feel repentant?

Me? Nah! I commit my sins at home with a willing, adult partner. (My wife, I mean.) That train of thought leads to... More trouble than I care to think about. And long-time readers (all right, it hasn't been two years yet - shaddap!) have seen pictures of me and my wife. Think of us rolling in the hay, eh?

We've reproduced in that time period!!

Aaah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAaaaaaaa....!!!

Except we're not. I'm blogging and the wife's sleeping. Sadly, there are reasons for this situation [somebody's got "stomach flu"].

Happy Lent!