Laugh of the day:

You may choose to spend the rest of your life feeling under-appreciated and under-compensated, just as so many do. That won't get you what you want - but you will have the feeling that you're getting screwed to warm you up at night.

-- Michael Masterson, The Real Reason Your CEO Makes More Than You Do. [You can find it either on the front page there, or in the archives after today.]