Celebrate The Ides responsibly, please.

That means no stabbing.

(Well, all right. Maybe a little. Insert photo of your favorite tyrant here.)

"Caesar had his Brutus," as Patrick Henry put it (in the footnote), on this day... I want to say 2050 years ago, but since the monks who made up our calendar didn't have zeroes, don't we have to subtract two years from that?

So we'll have to wait a couple years for the big wingding.