OTOH: OMG! Take Deuteronomy 23:1 and apply it to your life:
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
In case you don't get the euphemisms, the other versions available there will make it clear for you.
I suppose you're wondering what's got me bouncing around the Holy Scriptures this evening. Well, tonight it's this guy.