Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Boner of the Year candidate

TF Stern reminded me of this story from earlier today. Former Boner of the Month: TF Stern, I should say.

But doubling the "http://" in your links hardly rises to the level of this boner ... Agh!! TF!!! You led me astray!! Where is that link?!

What?! Right smack in the middle of your post, you say?

Oh! Very well then...
A teacher who kept a 40 mm shell on his desk as a paperweight blew off part of his hand when he apparently used the object to try to squash a bug, authorities say.

The 5-inch-long shell exploded Monday while Robert Colla was teaching 20 to 25 students at an adult education class.

Part of Colla's right hand was severed and he suffered severe burns and minor shrapnel wounds to his forearms and torso, fire Capt. Tom Weinell said. No one else was injured. He was reported in stable condition at a hospital.

My beloved Red Forman would, I believe, call him a "Dumb-Ass!"

Here ya go, pal,
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Of course, this gent gets the special April Fool version of the Boner of the Month Award. Kindly contact this site, sir, to receive your trophy.

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