Thursday, May 12, 2005

While wandering whiggishly around the Web,

searching for a reminder of what the Assize of Clarendon was about, I made a surprising discover. The ass sizes of the inhabitants of any or all of the (at least) four US cities by that name, are much larger (close as I could get, sorry) than those of the original Clarendon.

I thought that maybe if I insulted them just right, they'd by me a ticket over there to prove me wrong. Or at least send pictures of fit butts.

I'd also like to see the birthplace of the Jury Trial.

But, if I want to go, I'll have to pay my own way. It's uninhabited.

That guy there mentions the Constitutions of Clarendon.

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