I've never considered asking anyone how to wash a car

I've just grumbled about the fact that nobody ever told me anything about it. Generally I do OK, but I did scratch the crap out of the old pickup truck.

But! With Google, all things are possible! Here are three articles about it: one, two, three.

The latter two have lots more than that, but the first has the best advice on car care info.

That's a bit more than a hint of how I plan to spend Saturday.