Ya wanna know what my problem is?

I read all these self-improvement things, right?

So half of 'em tell you to work harder, longer and faster and the other half tell you to take a deep breath and be happy with yourself. "Don't worry. Be happy!"

The latter, I really don't need to be told. That's my default mode. I need to have somebody on my butt tellin' me to get to work.