I guess I'd take one of these,

if you wanted to give me one:

Bugatti Veyron

I should tell ya, I got that pic here where you can also find out what an awesome vehicle it is.

I shrunk the pic for my use here; his is bigger.

I resolve to be more irresolute than ever

in this New Year.

Yeah, that thought was inspired by Lileks, but I think I've taken his thought in an Escherian "direction."

The thing is, I'm not just trying to be funny; I really mean it!

Tuktoyaktuk!

I've been misspelling it! That's why you can't find it on Google.

It looks like the Wikipedia entry gets its info from their official website.

No, they [Wikipedia] have a section on the Molson Concert:

On September 3, 1995, Molson Brewing Company arranged for several popular rock bands to give a concert in Tuktoyuktuk as a publicity stunt. During the months leading up to concert, radio stations across North America ran contests in which they gave away free tickets. Dubbed The Molson Ice Beach Party and Polar Beach Party, it featured Hole, Metallica, Moist and Veruca Salt. Canadian film-maker Albert Nerenberg made a documentary about this concert entitled Invasion of the Beer People.

So I wasn't lying.

Oh, here's an aerial photo, which is just as exciting as all aerial photos, and Kyle's got a picture of a sunset from there... Oh, that's right! That's Mars.

Well, compare that to this.