And I've got to tell you: you're English sucks, you people! Take a friggin' remedial class. Or get someone who actually understands the language to do a serious rewrite.
I have defended the occasional ending of a sentence with a preposition, but please don't do it in every sentence! Have you ever heard of "unnecessary use of the passive voice?" It's effin' obnoxious!
And some of you need to get out a G*** D*** dictionary and look up the words you use. Make sure it's a big one, with multiple definitions and examples of the proper usage of each. You need to do it because you suck and I love you and want you to stop sucking.
Look. For a reasable fee, I can fix your s*** - those of you who have a good story to tell. All the stories I'm talking about were great stories, but I just hit the last frickin' straw with this junk here.
Could you possibly try to make it look like a professional was involved?